Piece for the New Statesman

Hey gang. I spent an unfortunate amount of time on sex doll/bot forums, and somehow I didn’t lose my sense of humour entirely. Here’s the resulting piece I wrote for the New Statesman …


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Short Story Published on SomeSuch Stories

I’m delighted to say the awesome people at the totally awesome SomeSuch Stories have published my short story. Let’s celebrate, let’s go and dance in the rain. If you have no rain, go and do a rain dance. Thank you.

Here’s the story:


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