Today I bitch about the Kardashians and Renoir …

THE ONE WITH MR BRAINWASH AND THE KARDASHIANS

The one with Mr Brainwash and the KardashiansYou can try to avoid them, but if you thought the dark corners of the art world were safe, well, this will come as worrying news: nowhere is safe from Kardashians.

It would appear the infamous ‘Kardashian klan’ are quite the culture vultures. Having recovered from their disappointment at being informed they possessed a fake Modigliani, they’ve moved on to someone who’s still alive and can verify the work is his own; this task has fallen upon artist Mr Brainwash of Banksydocumentary fame, ‘Exit Through The Giftshop’, who was featured in a new episode of ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’.

Mr Brainwash is renowned for his pop-art/graffiti style artworks of famous celebrities and cultural figures including Andy Warhol and Mickey Mouse. As it turns out, LA based Mr Brainwash is one of the Kardashian’s favourite artists.

In the episode, Mr Brainwash has the pleasure of greeting the matriarch Kardashian, Kris, at his large Los Angeles studio; which is when it is revealed that Mr Brainwash also had the pleasure of painting the ‘Kardashian klan’; but not in his typical style. Mr Brainwash revealed a painting of the Kardashians in the style of 19th century impressionist painter, Pierre-Auguste Renoir (who incidentally, has been on the receiving end of a lot of tongue-in-cheek criticism and even tongue-in-cheek protests from the group ‘Renoir sucks at painting’ – one wonders if the timing of this painting is intentional).

The painting depicts the Kardashians, all six of them, many of whom you may never have known existed otherwise; painted in the light, impressionist style of Renoir.

They all smile in a field of golden grass, in what looks like the south of France, on a warm late autumn day. They are pictured casually enjoying a day like any other as they mill about, sit around looking pretty, wear charming bonnets and floral hats, and long Victorian dresses – symbolic of their innocence and purity. Some of the clan hold bunches of flowers, some hold hands on hip, some just focus on holding a pose.

On first sight of the painting, a friend of the matriarch Kardashian, who we know as ‘Corey’, reassures Mr Brainwash with his critique of the piece: “That’s good art”, Corey says.  The mother Kardashian chimes in with “Look how pretty Kourtney looks, and Khloe, like, ‘You bitches better take the picture now, ‘cause I’m not sitting here any more.” Followed by: “That is so amazing! You’re so cute!” and then she knocks off the artist’s fedora.

We look forward to hearing Mr Brainwash’s analysis of the piece, for which we eagerly await a title.

> Go back to Mr Brainwash profile
> Read our ultimate guide to Banksy

Advertisements

One thought on “Today I bitch about the Kardashians and Renoir …

  1. This in no way reflects upon your good self Ms Fitton 🙂 I just hate people like these !

    Well I must say I was somewhat disappointed as to the chosen medium with which the Kardashian’s are painted. By this I mean the artist could have chosen something more in keeping with the lives and values of such abhorrently shallow, flaccid fuckwits. For example they could have used the Brooklyn urban graffiti based artist Katzsu , see link to editorial http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/theater-arts/brooklyn-artist-paints-facebook-mark-zuckerberg-poop-article-1.2089805 . We think this would have been much more ‘urban’ …..more in tune with these ‘people’….more…life like….I am of course talking ‘shit’ here 🙂

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s